May 2013
the-eleventh-blog:
the UK ended up 8th from last
toukos:
toukos:
if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok
shit
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bright side: we don’t have to host next year to the power of nineteen
yay
the-eleventh-blog:
why can’t i vote for graham norton
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“I don’t think Bonnie can win now, I don’t know, I’m not Carol Vorderman.”
graham you diamond
ifearnofish:
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
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“Finally, our 12 points go to our neighbours”
Basically summing up Eurovision right there.
henrysbranwell:
why
isn’t
romania
winning
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
dunwall:
connorkawaii:
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
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try hashtag punch in the face you piece of over spray tanned trash
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there are no words to explain my love for sassy hbic graham norton at this point
alexsheathees:
atomlc:
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it’s like eurovision hangover
hrvelle:
oops wrong continent
ikolism:
quick everyone vote for greece and watch them panic
12 points to Romania from Tumblr
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
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must we always make that london calling joke
like every fucking time
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i don’t even remember norway’s one how are they first and sparkly opera vampire guy is like ninth
chylerleigh:
i really feel for you if you don’t have commentary by graham norton
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well we got one point at least
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it has begun
heartwolf:
that italian guy can euro my vision if you know what i mean
the-eleventh-blog:
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’
martyseamusmcfly:
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please call this. it isnt anything bad. its a fun surprise. its not like its the number to vote for UK. of course not. please vote we are lonely
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i feel like graham norton’s got a big lever he’s waiting to pull on that poor dude
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DID SWEDEN JUST PUT DANCING MEATBALLS ON THE STAGE OR WHAT
joshdallas:
vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who
breadmaakesyoufat:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG
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Eurovision 2013 featuring:
unwrittenmanuscripts:
tina turner knock off
katniss everdeen on fire
finnish lesbians
spanish bagpipes
shakira in a disco ball
definitely not hey soul sister
russia wanting world peace
denim jesus
gay dracula satan
hungarian hipsters
thor
gay bos shadow men turned threesome
alcohol is free wearing skirts
disneys lion king
half naked irish drummers
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
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WE’RE GOING UH UH UH UH UH UH UHHHHHH-UP
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OMG ITS LOREEN AHHHHH - oh its not euphoria never mind
ambitioncutsusdown:
thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
reichnbach:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
at least the alcohol will be free
“Great news for the Irish economy; they’ve discovered oil. Sadly, it’s baby oil....”
– Graham Norton (via colfr)
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jesus what is it with all the drummers tonight they are all smoking hot
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if this doesn’t come down to a close match between the drunk greek folk rock wedding band and the glittery camp phantom of the opera nosferatu dude then shit is gonna go down
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maybe thinking that alcohol is free is what’s gotten greece into all this financial trouble
phanesh:
jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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i feed you my love is possibly the creepiest song title on the planet
philipllester:
i remember that year when ireland didn’t give britain 12 points and we all lost our shit like we fucking trusted you
skyfallat221b:
skyfallat221b:
eurovision night is the night where every blogger in the world thinks “this is the night i make a text post which will get notes”
if this is the post that goes down as my legacy i’m legit going to flip a table
